You can always count on an airport to have the latest and greatest fashion statements. You know all those lovely items that we thought went out of style in the 1980s/90s like fanny packs, tappered jeans, turtle necks....you always can find those in one our nations greatest airports. Never in my wildest dreams would imagine to see the water moccasins make it back, however they did in none other than good ole Cincinatti. They are really ideal for airports as you clearly can not hide a bomb of any sort in skin tight water moccasins and tube socks. The only option I see to sneak illegal paraphernalia onto the plane is some implants in those damn calve muscles. I can hardly wait to get back to the airport to see what other fashion statements I am missing out on.
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