Now I do try to be supportive to all people who are attempting to be physically fit because I really prefer them not to be a drag on the US Healthcare System, HOWEVER I must say the GOD DAMN NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONERS who are trying to lose 550 pounds in one week are very annoying. AND YES that is all one sentence because I am so irate I could say it in one sentence. Here are the reasons they irritate me:
1. Blue Tooth Wearers – Please identify 10 people who would want to talk to you while you are huffing and puffing and sound like death. CORRECT ANSWER = 0!
2. Text Messagers – You aren’t working hard enough if your fingers can write coherent texts.
3. Walking at 1.5 on the Treadmill – In order to burn calories you need to raise your heart rate. Walking on the treadmill for 2 minutes on 1.5 does nothing. SORRY
4. QUITTING AFTER 1 WEEK – It took you years to gain all that weight and now you expect to loose all that in one week. WHO YOU KIDDIN FO’?
Hopefully with that little bit of ranting and raving you all will keep going to the gym so I don’t ridicule you next year!
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