2011 Predictions

As 2010 comes to an end I can hardly resist making my predictions on what is going to happen in the new year. While I could say I have some special powers on predicting the future I cannot lie as I pride myself on speaking the truth and this shit is just what I'm guessing....

• Lohans - Dina and Michael will love, hug and then verbally beat the shit out of each other on national TV while the rest of us normal people sit in amazement on what a train wreck that situation is. LiLo is going to make it out of rehab and stay sober! 
• 16 and Pregnant - The show will continue and half of the girls will be from the South and love NASCAR. I'm guessing Mississippi or Alabama.  
• Kardashians - Kim will find love, Khloe will get knocked up, Kourtney will still be with her d-bag of a boyfriend and Kris will take a stab at running for Vice President with Obama.  Bruce Jenner will change his last name to Kardashian as his balls have already been chopped off and it's really the last thing he has to do. 
• Taylor Swift - I have a feeling she may write a love song, HOWEVER it's about actually staying together not breaking up. For once she is dating a man who doesn't look in the mirror more than she does and his pants are looser than hers! 
• George Clooney - Breaks up with the current wet dream of many men and then finds one who is even hotter while all the rest of the males in the world become severly depressed because none of us can figure out how he does it. 
• Kanye West - Stops blaming everyone else and takes responsiblity. HA, who am I kidding we would be better off having Chaz Bono become a woman again. 

Well that's some of the predictions for 2011! Hope you all have a great NYE!