After a brief stint at Starbuck's today I find it necessary to bring up the idea of tagging humans. You may ask what tagging humans means, some of you may have dirty minds and you are going down the right path but it is not to the extent you pervs are thinking. It's simliar to how we tag animals to see how they develop over time. Essentially it's a cross between a chasitity belt, GPS and attendence counter. Hopefully you have figured it out and why I thought of this. It's because of the two Ho-Bags (person under the age of 24 who clearly have seen multiple beds at the local frat) who were on the walk of shame back to their STD filled apartment this morning. Basically my "human tagging" evolves tracking a Ho-Bag and watching them evolve into a Slut Sack (person over the age of 25 who is simliar to a revolving door at a Las Vegas casino). The goal of human tagging will be to monitor this shameful evolution to show you what NOT to be and obviously provide entertainment for reputable adults.
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