When most people hear the words, coke whore, prostitution, home wrecker, or drama, they run as fast as possible in the opposite direction or turn off the TV and refuse to watch the mess in the name of self-respect. Oh no, not me, I come a runnin and stare at the TV in amazement. Jersey has definitely brought it over the past two years with Jersey Shore and RHONJ. If you don't watch the show you need to find the episodes online because you won't believe how psychotic someone can be until you have witnessed the D-Bagness of the week, The Big D (please insert any foul mouth word that starts with a D here). It's only Monday and I already found it. Here are some hysterical comments/moments:
- Hair Flipping - The obsession with hair is quite unbelievable. Watching The Big D flip her hair every 5 minutes was more nauseating then looking at a top spinning on the floor. I guess when you don't have much in terms of a brain it's quite easy to constantly flip your head back and forth.
- "She pulled my hair from my head." - The Big D - HONESTLY, where else would she be pulling hair from? Stupidity at it's finest. Watching the whole hair pulling exercises with a fake wig was the most ridiculous thing to be shown on TV in a long time. I will not comment on that moment.
- Replaying the Stripper Pole Scene - Watching two old bags flop around like a chicken on a rotisserie was gross yet very funny at the same time. There was more crack in that one scene than the Big D has seen since her 1980's glory days. In the words of the Big D at the strip join, I "SUGGEST" you find a psychologist and "ENGAGE" with someone other than crazy cases like yourself. Ca
- The best moments were Caroline telling the Big D to basically suck it. Here are some classic quotes, "We are in the OK Coral, Buckle UP!" and "I'm not buying your bullshit." HELL YES, finally someone who tells it like it is. She's da bomb!!!!
BEEBZ
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