The Poof Goes Poof

What-cha-do-in Snookis?  Big mistake! It's a sad day...our favorite orange Oompa-Loompa shrunk by a good 6-8 inches now that she is trying to be the next Hollywood Starlet to go glam.  She announced that she is trying a new look. Snooks you are KILLING ME...why are you changing? Don't change something that works for you..what would happen if Lady Gaga decided to be normal...it just wouldn't work...don't mess something up that is getting your name in the press. Do not forget your roots my friend! That poof made you money. The next we know you actually may have a normal skin tone and be white. It's a sad day for us loyal Jersey Shore watchers. I'm not going to fuh-gedda-boud-dit. (JERSEY SPEAK FOR: I am not going to forget about it.)