Jersey Shore...Let's TAWK about it....

WOW....was this episode a complete shit show or what?!?!?   There are a couple moments that are too good not to mention:

1. "If you have to think about it......it is" - Now don't get me wrong I think that is great advice but I am more concerned with the fact that the tone in which EVERY house member said this line seemed as though these "tranny" moments happen often.  They already have grenades, landmines and hippos...what would a tranny be called....stealth bomber? I mean after all you never know what a stealth bomber is going to drop is similar to a tranny's surprise once the lights go down.
2. "I'm like a Ferrari, I'm high maintenance" - The Situation - I think The Situation is more representative of a garbage truck. Garbage Trucks have defined routes to pick up the garbage similar to how The Situation knows which clubs to visit to to pick up his grenades and landmines.
3. "D.T.S....Down To Snuggle" - Vinnie - Well folks we have another acronym to incorporate into our daily vernacular....like GTL wasn't enough already.  I can not really write a lot on this topic because I am still baffled as to whether or not Snooks really Snuggles OR if the S should stand for something such as "Slopps"... thoughts?

Well that's enough for one week of analyzing this train wreck that is thoroughly entertaining....

Keep it real...BEEBZ

p.s. If you want to talk like a Jersey kid check out the following link.... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=New%20Jersey%20accent