D-Bag and D-Bagness of the Week Goes To....

D-Bag of the Week: Pops Lohan
Do I really need to explain why? However since everyone may not know he wants to go on Maury to claim he is not a baby's daddy? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND REQUESTS GOING ON MAURY!!!!????!!!!! The only people I can think of would be......would be......would be......maybe his ex-wife who is as hungry for fame as he is.

 D-Bagness of the Week: Parisite Hilton
Similar to genital warts, Parasite just keeps coming back with a vengeance with even more pathetic answers to  what that mysterious substance in her purse OR her friends purse, what's next it really wasn't even Parasite it was her look alike...here is my advice for Parisite...  JUST STOP TALKING!!!