Gotta Eat Gotta Eat Gotta Eat

Here are my thoughts...Kirstie Alley wakes up and says to herself, "SHIT my bank account is running low....gotta eat, gotta eat, gotta eat....FAT = ENDORSEMENTS = MONEY....BAM!"  She then loses the weight, goes on Oprah or Tyra or some sappy daytime show, doesn't get any more endorsements for being thin and BAM she revers back to "SHIT my banks account is running low...gotta eat, gotta eat, gotta eat."