Fashion at it's Finest...really?

After reviewing some of America's finest forms of literary art such as Ok, People, US Weekly, etc (gotta love the free subscriptions at work) I am completely baffled by these Fashion Week debacles. Now don't get me wrong I have witnessed one first hand but they are quite the shit show.  I have never seen so many people spend so much money to look so freakin bad. And then the best line is when you tell someone that it looks like crap they tell you, "Oh no it's high fashion." NO BIATCH....the only thing that is "high" is the whack job who designed it and said...."THIS IS FASHION!"  Let's be serious....to further explain "Fashion" please see below...

I wonder who designed this...a pedophile cake designer?



At least we know how the designers get high now!