Though by the end of the season it's one step down from being a full blown striptease at least ABC decided to make it a meat market for both men and women viewers. Nothing makes a bonding moment for a couple where both a male and female can sit down and google at some meat on the TV and think, "This show is HOT, SHIT I gotta go to bed with that one over there in the chair." Truly bonding at it's finest. This year should be no different, "The Hoff" will most likely have his shirt off and skin tight pants pulled up two inches below his nipples to form a male camel toe and "MaMa Brady", Florence Henderson,......well let's just hope she keeps it all covered, at that age we all know gravity is no one's friend!
And no Dancing with the WHO THE F ARE YOU blog post is complete without some predictions:
- Bristol P. - She will most likely be first off due to demanding to wear turttle neck sweaters, pleated skirts, and knee high socks. Also, the chastity belt MaMa Palin welded on her will probably be prohibitive for some of those dance moves.
- Audrina P. - Hard to say, hopefully she stays on until the end as I would imagine her outfits will be nothing more than 10 rhinestones on a string. However if those damn hot lights are shining on her she may melt.
- "The Hoff" - He's defintely the loose cannon on the show. He does have a lot of experience flopping around on a floor but generally that is after a couple gallons of happy sauce and a hamburger in his mouth.
- Mike "The Situation" - I think after he realizes that he will not be in the horizontal position with his dance partner and fist pumping/beating the beat are not actual dance moves he may have some sort of potential. However, those will be big obstacles to overcome.
- Kurt Warner - He should be a good competitor. Sorry no other smart ass comments because the guy is like a golden child of the sports world!
- Brandy - Or should I say Moesha, is probably going to make it right to the final and knock us dead with some booty bangin moves.
- And to the rest I say...Who the Hell are They? Gotta love how ABC defines a star... maybe I will make it someday if this damn blog ever makes it...
I HEART Audrina P.
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Audrina Langowski,
thats all i have to say
by the way, The SITCH's abs, aren't even that good, they aren't aesthetically pleasing and balanced. just a professional observation
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