Auditioning for the Voice!

As I sit here and I watch the Voice I say to myself, "BBZ....why don't you audition?" Most people would start with the response, "I can't sing."

My response, "I have no dramatic background story." Here's the deal, everyone on this show has some emotional story..."My XYZ died....I couldn't speak English....I had to raise my family.......blah blah blah....I found solace in music."  What would I say, "I got hemorrhoids and it caused extraordinary pain at which point I found solace in singing I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston."  Seriously I feel like they are discriminating against those of us who don't have the sap story....