After visiting Naples, FL this weekend there were a few things that I wanted to make sure I captured somewhere in a permanent nature for when I reach the 65+ age range....these simple rules will go a long way some day.....they are as follows:
- Fanny Packs - They weren't cool in 1980 and they aren't cool now and they will never be cool...stick with a backpack!
- Socks w/Sandals - A picture says a thousand words I will stop at that point....
- Strapless Bikinis on Women - If you are old enough to collect social security you should not be wearing strapless anything....shit sags!
- Don't Trust a Fart - As you age your body starts to lose control what you think is just air could in fact be a shit....it's better to pop a safety squat in the closest restroom.....haste makes waste...literally!
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