False Hopes...Waist Watchers

I don't like to judge....NOT...who in the hell am I kidding....but I would imagine the person who is purchasing a "Waist Watcher" product is probably also the person who most likely has a muffin top hanging over their Wranglers or Levis.  Here is probably the conversation "Matilda Muffin Top" had with herself while riding her scooter around the local Wally world...

• "SELF...I really need to lose some pounds because I can't be riding around in this cart every time I come to Walmart" - said while rolling down the snacks/soda aisle
• "SELF....I'm thirsty and I best not be drinking no regular colas" 
• "OH HOT DAM THERE IS A JESUS....Waist Watchers....surely I will look like Heidi Klum if I only drink this." 
• "OHHHH EVEN BETTER......it tastes like Chocolate Fudge and we'z all know I love my fudge." 

And let's also not overlook the stellar price of $1.39...